Saturday, June 02, 2007

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Fat Factor

Fat Factor

A very accurate measure of wealth distribution in society is derived from the waste line. In America where there is still a good measure of freedom and democracy, we have a problem with obesity. Many everyday Americans are fat, and don't give a damn about what other people think about it, while the political leaders try to look and stay thin. Evidently they get more votes that way. I suppose Americans treasure political leaders who appear less hog-like and greedy even though most are skinny thieves with cat-like moves for the taxpayer's wallet.

However, in places like Cuba and Venezuela, the longer the leaders are in power the fatter they become while the people look more like Ichabod Crane on Jenny Craig. The Castro boys have squeezed enough crap through those colons to bring fifty golden years to the dung beetles of Cuba. Needless to say the two brothers in fat decided against the six-pack abs for the keg. The government won't cremate them upon death because the enormous quantities of fat would lite a fire easily seen from Miami. And Hugo Chavez! Good Lord if the boy gets much fatter he's going to explode and solve all our problems, aye? Soon they're going to have to just wrap him up in sheets like a toga wearing Nero while he fiddles with Venezuela. In fact, if every Cuban exile would be willing to donate just one Twinkie to the "Fatten Up The Hugo Fund" then very soon Venezuelans would breath the air of freedom one again. So...won't you...give just one...of your Hostess the gorge a dictator fund? Send hams with yams, cakes you bake and other butter fat bombs. Use your culinary imagination to cram as many calories as physically possible with out breaking some Einstein law then mail your Trojan Horse Treats to:

Swell Dictators Hugo and Raul
Havana, Cuba or Caracas, Venezuela

PS Zip codes aren't necessary because once your tributes are delivered to their respective cities they will be close enough to the duo's gravitational field to slip into orbit of their final digestive destination.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Execute Chavez

Execute Chavez

I am normally a peaceful man and abhor violence. But I am also a practical man. So I already posed then answered the question, "Would I have killed Hitler before the Holocaust if given the opportunity?" Very quickly I concluded he would be toast if I had my way. It is principled to operate in this manner and even the Bible says if a man comes to kill you rise up and kill him first. This is a million times more so with the tyrants of the world. Unfortunately, with Hitler, Stalin and Castro it is already too late. The victims are already dead and these perpetrators either dead - or in the process.

With respect to Chavez this is not the case. Let no one kid themselves. Look at the patterns of behavior of past tyrants like squashing political dissent by controlling the media. What newspapers did Gandhi shut down? When did Jesus send in street goons to break up political gatherings? You see, people who are truly noble and who have the people's best interest at heart do not have to rule through violence and intimidation. They organize through cooperation and even willingly give their life for their beliefs. They would never employ a palace guard of foreign Cuban mercenaries to protect them from their own people.

So I hope you will examine this question with calm analysis and I pray you reach the same conclusion as I. Hugo Chavez really does need to be killed. This may sound a shocking conclusion to many. Certainly most of all to the condemned man himself. I am calling on the world to execute Hugo Chavez before he can follow through on the horrible deeds which all enlightened people know will surely happen very soon. For those suffering from frontal lobe blindness and who must do all of their thinking with the reptilian brain, my apologies for shocking you. But saving many of you from Mr. Chavez's coming tyranny is my motivation. And I also believe in redemption and forgiveness. Hugo Chavez will certainly hear of this death warrant and perhaps even he, so lustful for power and personal wealth, could still take a step back from the abyss.

Is it worth your life Hugo? If you truly wish to build a peaceful, prosperous society then put down the guns, call back the goons, free the press and give us a call. If you really do want to help your people you are doing it all wrong. Remember the Duce, Hitler, Ceausescu and others who craved power. Their street death warrants were carried out except the Furor did himself in before the Soviets could have their way with him. That was a smart career move and I'd advise you Hugo to keep your cyanide pill handy as well. But you can still seek clemency Hugo. Your time is running out however. You have millions of potential executioners running through the streets of Venezuela right now. You may try to stop them but in the 21st Century atrocities are impossible to cover up like in the olden days. You commit an atrocity now and that will set off the rage of the mob. Then they will carry out your death warrant. Then again it could come from the military like with Pinochet. Frankly, Hugo, I don't know how you sleep not knowing the actual date of your execution? As for me I'd much rather have good health, good family and friends and a good night's sleep.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Tourists Better Watch Venezuelan

Tourists Better Watch Venezuela!

Yes that's right! Because why go on vacation to Cuba where you have no electric? In case you tourists didn't know Hugo Chavez gives free oil to Castro for electric generation and Castro gives Hugo the medicine and doctors formerly meant for Cubans. Certainly if you think Cuba is becoming a more hostile, unfriendly place filled with despirate Cubans who will hurt you for some money - imagine facing this during a prolonged blackout. The elevators will stop. The water will quit running in the pipes. No street light! No air conditioning. No gasoline for cars. Doesn't this some like paradise to you vacationers? Bon voyage!

Capture the Venezuelan Cubans!

Capture the Venezuelan Cubans!

Raul Castro certainly has his henchmen in Venezuela struggling to keep Hugo on his throne and providing free oil. Please get this message through to the freedom loving opposition members. The most ruthless Chavez thugs in the streets will probably be Cubans. Capture one or two of them and parade them before the Venezuelan people - before giving them their trial and punishment. Let's see how Venezuelans feel about Hugo importing Cuban mercenaries to help him kill his fellow countrymen.

Hopefully swift Venezuelan street justice for some of Raul's mercenaries will convince the rest to cut and run.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Hugonitera Oil Closed!

Hugonitera Oil Closed!

Interesting little party going on in Caracas aye? I figured Hugo would go too far, piss off enough Venezuelans and get himself executed or at least driven from the country. Whether or not he goes, I've got a feeling Raul is not going to be able to drink from the tit of Hugo's oil wells. Hugo has miscalculated his strength and now must concentrate on the home front. The commies in Havana have now become addicted to the free energy and have done nothing but continue to beg for more. So guess what? The lights are going to go off right in the height of the summer Havana heat. How things will develop in Venezuela will have incredible bearing on the future of Cuba. But Raul must know that just one bullet conveniently inserted into Hugo's brain will have grave consequences for his revolution.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Cuban Bio-Chernobyl

Cuban Bio-Chernobyl

Let me predict what could happen so that countries with a free press and exchange of information will not be fooled again by the Castro boys. Some things, like the incompetence of communism, cannot be disputed and are not in need of prediction. Communism just plain sucks at everything. How that manifests itself depends on what the collectivists attempt to do. In the case of the former Soviets, they wanted nuclear power but decided on the tool shed containment method rather than the thick concrete bomb-proof styled we use in the west. You know the rest of the story. As for Cuba they are heavily into the biological stuff. Right there in Havana these bumbling knuckleheads are growing deadly weapons grade virus and bacteria that could wipe out millions in mere weeks. What shortcuts are they taking during the manufacturing process of these weapons and research projects? What will happen when one of the shortcuts allows the release of a deadly bio-weapon to infect an unsuspecting Cuban public?

My recently graduated wife who soon will be a nurse, tells me the really scary bug is small pox. If small pox escape its containment, perhaps during one of the frequent blackout in Havana, it could be passed from person to person during the incubation period until thousands or even millions were infected. Complicating this crisis is the lack of adequate medical facilities, medicine and free exchange of information in Cuba. When the first ten or twenty thousand Cubans died during the first few weeks panic would begin to set in. The lack of truthful information from the Cuban government would only add to the pandemonium. As corpses began piling up in the hot tropical sun other secondary diseases would arise. Cubans would flee Havana but this will only spread the infection wider. Untold numbers would grab any raft and try to float north although many would already be infected but not yet showing symptoms. Every rafter would be rounded up and put in medical concentration camps quarantined from the American public. But just the shear numbers of escaping Cubans would make the jobs of apprehends them all before reaching our shores impossible. All it would take is one infected Cuban to get through to begin an infection here that could kill millions of Americans. So vaccinations in the US would be mandated.

Naturally as the crisis deepen the Cuban government would blame the US like past dengue fever outbreaks. Of course that is so stupid in lieu of the just mentioned nightmare scenario of which the US government is already fully aware. Nobody in this government wants thousands of sick Cubans infected with deadly diseases landing on our shore. If history is any guide an outbreak like this could wipe out half the island's population. Also remember that the US government began practicing high seas intercepting of Cuban "migrants" right after a very high Cuban defector with extensive knowledge of the bio-weapons facility debriefed American officials. Was part of the debriefing about how shoddy the equipment is or how unprofessional and unsafe the manufacturing process is during the production of germs?

I do not want to see this happen so let this be a warning to everybody especially the Cuban government. Raul you have absolutely no need for these weapons. You should know this fact for sure. If the above scenario does occur then your rule in Cuba WILL end as a result! In other words your rule is in more danger with these terrible things in your possession than if you just destroyed them now before one of your demoralized, suicidal scientists making 50 cents a day lets some of that nasty stuff get out.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Damage Control

Damage Control

When negative things happen in Cuba like the Belgian tourist recently stabbed to death, the Cuban government immediately goes into damage control. This means no information is given out by the regime as if a crime never happened. Then when the tourist chat boards get the story out the Cuban government employs their agents to go to these chat rooms and confront and insult the chatters to change the subject away from murder.

Go here and read an excellent example of the strategy by one of the more effective Cuban agents named "belen." She, or perhaps he, incites, insults and effectively ends the conversation about the tragic murder of the Belgian tourist and reduces the chat to an insult match. Just follow the thread to see the strategy in action. Then don't waste time with these agents in the future. My cousin Pete Perez should stop responding to the insults with insults. He needs to respond only with questions - if he need respond at all.