Rock the C.D.R.

Rock the C.D.R.

There is nothing like a rock smashing through a window in the middle of the night to bring terror to a family. Attach a note to the rock, written with the non-hand writing hand. It can't be analyzed for identification of the writer and looks real spooky. Mind the fingerprints! The note should warn them that they should do nothing else to support Castro or the next thing that will crash through their window in the middle of the night will be filled with gasoline.

Bug The Tourists

Bug The Tourists

Sorry Cuban resisters if I'm telling you the obvious but most tourists have very little experience existing with bugs like roaches. Canadians and others for the most part live in detached homes which have been sterilized of all vermin. So just the idea of living in the same house with even one roach is revolting to say the least - especially for the ladies. Therefore, if you're looking for a weapon to scare away the tourists, or at the very least reduce their appetites so they are not "bugging" you for food all day, just slip a roach into their chow. This is already occurring whether by chance or by design. But it really sets the tourists invaders off. Please bug the invaders today!

Tank Topper

Tank Topper

I heard this one from famous director John Waters who hails from nearby Baltimore, Maryland. What hotel resistance workers can do is take a dump but do it in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. The tourists and party upper crusts will just assume the stink from the raw sewage that is everywhere in Cuba is getting worse and never figure out that the crap is festering in the tank.

Medical Resistance

Medical Resistance

Cuban doctors, nurses and other medical personnel are top notch according to the prevailing wisdom. Then why does the regime only pay fifty cents or so for their service while cab drivers, bar tenders and hookers are raking in many times that pittance? It only requires one medical employee in the resistance to really complicate things for elite communist party muckity-mucks seeking treatment. Fidel finally got the message and now depends on Spanish doctors. I want you medical people to know my wife just got out of school with a nursing degree and is so green in the field that you stick her into the ground and she'll grow. Yet she is starting at $60,000 base pay. Medicos! You are being ripped off! You are being forced to operate in barbaric conditions brought about by insistence on following a universally failed economic model. See that a few of the Havana mafia gets a little something extra in that drip. Before slicing into that patient with the scalpel make sure the blade is adequately coated with bacteria. But who am I to give advice to doctors concerning medical "treatment?" Don't you cut out some cancerous cells to save the patient, doctors? If the proper patients were "tragic victims of medical complications" then 11 million patients could be saved. It's called triage doctors. Please join the resistance.

The Revolution is Bad

The Revolution is Bad

The revolution is genocide dressed in lies and
perpetrated by those mad for power...

More Kid Mischief

More Kid Mischief

Here are some more things that the young can do to aid the resistance with respect to transportation. Making it difficult for the authorities to get back and forth is very helpful to the cause. So if you can get under the hood lots of devilish things can be done to make the car unusable. A cup of sand poured down the carb' will render the motor inoperable. A strong stick or metal rod laid across the steering shaft can catch on the bolt and prevent the car from turning at the worst of times. Slice the top radiator hose a bit so once the car warms up the coolant will leak out and cause the car to overheat. Just crossing a couple spark plug wires will make the car run like hell if at all. Use your imagination if you are lucky enough to get under the hood.

But there are plenty of things you can do without getting under the hood. If the car has rubber axle boots just slice them. After about six months the bearing grease will have washed out in the rains and the axle will break and under lucky conditions the wheel will fall off. Drain the fluids from the car, especially if you need some oil or tranny fluid yourself and who doesn't in Cuba? Bottle it up and sell it but don't remove all the fluid. That police car will run with only half the recommended fluids but will wear out much faster. Remove the differential filler hole bolt. As the vehicle begins rolling down the road the ring and pinion gears will force the gear oil out of the case through the filler hole. Soon the rear will burn up possibly catching the car or truck on fire.

The idea is to make transportation impossible for the regime. Use your imagination kids but take care. Only go for the easy marks. Make sure to get the vehicles owned by the neighborhood spies too.

The Cuban Youth

The Cuban Youth

One objection I've heard to the idea that the Cuban man will resist the regime is that they are too scared. Perhaps many are scared to resist at this point. However, even though I am 52, I still remember my youth. I was a thrill seeker as were most people to one degree or another. Resistance operations are thrilling. Once the young tie into this movement they will be tripping over one another trying to resist the regime - if for no other reason because they are now bored to death. Resistance maneuvers are thrilling, profitable often and gives the young hope for a better day. When they are part of the resistance the junta is toast!

Drive Shaft Pole Vaulting

Drive Shaft Pole Vaulting

Here is another resistance tactic. Since I've been involved repairing cars for decades as well as trouble-shooting problems I gotten lots of insight into how you can sabotage a vehicle. For example, if you loosen the bolts on the front side of the drive shaft (the part of the drive shaft that attaches onto the spline that goes into the transmission and NOT the rear end) so only a thread or so holds each bolt it's possible the car or truck will reach 30 to 60 mph before the shaft drops off and digs into the ground pole-vaulting the vehicle rear over the front. You don't want to be the driver.

West Virginia Credit Card

West Virginia Credit Card

We discussed this resistance strategy last night on my Blogtalk radio show. We announced that all Cubans now possess a West Virginia credit card. If you need gas for your car or whatever, do not stand by the opening for the tank siphoning. It is too easy to get caught. Instead, crawl under the government owned or tourist rented car, take a rock and a nail then punch a small hole in the gas tank bottom. Go ahead and fill up your gas can, let the target vehicle alone or if you want to, light it on fire to make your point to the government. Either way that car is not going anywhere.