Lulu Limerick

Lulu Limerick


When just any tyrant won’t do…
When you need a political shrew…

Just pick up the phone…
Call the Fidel clone…

Jefe wannabe Lulu!

Hugo Limerick

Hugo Limerick

Have you seen baby Hugo?
He’s now wider than a Yugo

Speaks to Fidel like he’s his girl…
And wants to be ruler of the world!

Looks like the new fat Nero!

Fidel Limerick

Fidel Limerick


Where is the tyrant Fidel?

From his lips you sure can’t tell.

! ! !

He’s been replaced by a fool.

Some gay dude Raul…

His life so soon will be such hell!

Oh Havana Audio

Oh Havana

Oh Havana

(To the Tune of “Oh Suzanna”)


Fidel talked all day the night he stayed
The truth it was a lie.
You could speak your mind any time
If you’ve a mind to die


Oh Havana
Don’t crumble to the sea
‘Cause we’re comin’ from Miami
And we’re bringin' our money


Forty-seven years of Yankee fears
The gringo never came
But vigilante mobs and firing squads,
It’s just a bloody shame.


Oh Havana
Don’t crumble to the sea
‘Cause we’re comin’ from Miami
And we’re bringin’ our money


They promised they’re no communists
But we had to swear we are.
We work all day but got no pay.
No paradise so far.


Oh Havana
Don’t crumble to the sea
‘Cause we’re comin’ from Miami
And we’re bringin’ our money


There was a cry when Castro died,
in loneliness and pain.
Is it humorous he’s cancerous
At least it ends his reign.


Oh Havana
Don’t crumble to the sea
‘Cause we’re comin’ from Miami
And we’re bringin’ our money


Oh Havana
Don’t crumble to the sea
‘Cause we’re comin’ from Miami
And we’re bringin’ our money

Tomás Estrada-Palma