Saturday, August 13, 2011

Conspiracies

It is apparent conspiracies have become a thing of the past. Like diseases of yesteryear, conspiracies have now been cured. The American government has evolved to a level of sophistication that conspiracies simply cannot exist any longer. Living today in this conspiracy free zone we call America is simply divine. It is too wonderful to believe!

So you truthers and birthers and doubters must realize that all the disturbing behavior by our government are merely mistakes. Chalk them up to failed operations which fast and furiously went wrong when the government only had the bestest of intentions. Like the Lord, government moves in strange ways. So you must have faith and never doubt either. That's why the Lord's Prayer has the exact timing as the Pledge of Allegiance.

We pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America because our father which art in heaven hallowed be thy name. And to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, thy will be done. One nation under God, in divisible, on earth as it is in heaven. With liberty and justice for all, give us this our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, leading us not to temptation and deliver us from evil. Amen!

Doesn't it just make you proud to live in such an honest country with an almost God-like government? What god wouldn't bless America?


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