Wednesday, June 06, 2007

One Stupid Newsman

One Stupid Newsman

Sure Cubanos... It's aggravating to hear Matt Lauer say things like the US has a "blockade" against Cuba, that all Cubans have "health care" and that there is "no tax" in Cuba. These ridiculous assertions would be laughable if the situation was not so grave. Matty made the choice to only believe what he was told by the Cuban government and did not even bother to Google his sources and discussion topics. Would he have done so he'd discover that the two main things blockaded in Cuba are personal freedom and the thinking of supporters of the regime like Matty. He could have easily read enough personal testimonials and seen enough visual evidence of stone age medicine like using cardboard box staples to hold together operative incisions instead of stitches, that Matty could have been without doubt that health care in Cuba is the biggest lie since Hitler is building a village for the Jews. As for tax...let me tell you how it is Matty boy. There are two kinds of stores in Cuba, Matty. One is a store where only hard currency is allowed. In this store, where any consumer good can be bought, Raul Castro charges at least a 20% tax to use foreign currency - and that's before he charges you a premium for the soap or other consumer goods. Or Cubans can go to the peso store where consumer goods are neither expensive nor available.

Matty since it's obvious you know very little about Cuba, you should have done nothing like going there and helping the Castro boys to continue spreading lies. But the truth is, the truth always emerges eventually. When it does my fellow Cubans and I will remind you everyday how stupid you were for being duped by Castro. After you're dead we will make certain that history remembers how evil the Castro regime was and how stupid you were to believe him. Matty, your name will become an adjective as in: "That reporter sure got lauered." Meaning another wanna-be journalist got duped instead of being professional and triple checking his sources.

Castro gave Matty a right good lauering, aye?

7 Comments:

Blogger Charlie Bravo said...

yes, Tomas, that's what his name is going to mean from now on....

10:18 AM  
Blogger Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

Yes CB! Who will the next "journalist" be, who will give Castro a good lauering?

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They gave him a good herbert mathewing! ASS

1:44 PM  
Blogger Vana said...

LMAO Tomas you gave it to Mattey right on the Chin, I love it!

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MSM does not realize that their days are numbered. They have no credibility and are clearly involved in manipulation of the public perception rather than to inform.

9:27 AM  
Blogger roland said...

That's one stupid newsman alright! He said Cuba has "no tax", which may be so on paper, but that's not what really happens.

For example, when as a doctor or other profession, the Cuban government sends you to work to another country, the government in turn gets paid hundreds or even thousands of dollars a month for your service, and at the end you get paid a measly $30.

Think about it. Let's say the Cuban government gets $600/mo for the services of a doctor (I'm low-balling, because I've heard they get paid much more). The doctor gets paid about $30. Do the math! It turns out that if you equate the profit the government makes into a tax percentage, then their tax rate is 2000%!

If Matt would have done the math, he wouldn't have gotten laured!!!

9:43 AM  
Blogger Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

No sir Roland he wouldn't. But Matty is such an elitist little snob he thinks he already knows everything. But your math formula is brilliant! Pardon me if I steal it in my day to day... That's why with folks like you, Vana and Charlie we can't possibly lose. The house of cards is now on the brink of collapse. A little shove is all it will take.

10:28 AM  

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