President Who?

me: Hu is speaking on C-Span.

you: I don't know who.

me: No of course you wouldn't. He's president of China.

you: Who?

me: Exactly. Hu.

you: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.

me: Asking me what"

you: Who?

me: He's president of China.

you: Who

me: That's what I've been saying.

you: When?

me: Wen's not president. Hu is.

you: How the hell do I know?

me: How do you know what?

you: Who knows what you're talking about!

me: The hell he does. Hu doesn't even know I exist!

you: Who cares?

me: Look, first you say you don't know Hu is president of China. Now you're claiming to know what's on his mind.

you: Who's mind?

me: Well of course.