Banko Rica

America henceforth shall be officially known as "Banko Rica." The dollar soon will no longer be accepted in Banko Rica. All legal citizens of Banko Rica must use debit cards for all transactions large or small. The new electronic currency of Banko Rica will be known as the "Bunko."

Therefore, all legal citizens of Banko Rica must hand in their old U.S. American dollars before next week when they become worthless under the law. The official exchange rate in Banko Rica shall be $100 for one Bunko.

This has been decided. Have a nice day...