Drink Toilet Water

Some tourist planning a trip to Cuba was wondering if he can drink from the tap there. Talk about a crazy idea. The 100 year old sewer pipes leak much of the fecal material they attempt to transport right into the ground over the very aquifer they draw their water up from to drink.

Here is what some travelers recommended to the guy asking the initial question. The one guy who is advising the tourist to actually drink the water is one of the Cuban agents who's job it is to spread disinformation. If you drink the water you will surely need to buy lots of high priced bottled water and toilet paper for the diarrhea, naturally from the Castro government. If you get sick enough you'll also have to buy some Castro medical care that Fidel wouldn't even use. He flew in Spanish doctors.

Down the hatch suckers...