Friday, March 02, 2007

The Ugly, Selfish, Hypocritical Canadian Tourist

The Ugly, Selfish, Hypocritical
Canadian Tourist

The Canadian tourists sure talk big. Below in an earlier post you can read the advice one gives to Cubans. They should just get off their lazy, cowardly, skinny asses and just charge right into Raul’s bullets and revolt against this tyrant. Then I pointed out that Raul’s henchmen constantly monitor the chat rooms and it is not wise to call for the overthrow of one of the most repressive regimes on the planet - then go there for a sunny vacation.

Dough! That’s right! So this one Canadian remembers that Raul is a ruthless dictator and she better do some damage control. This is what Canadaianbird said:

I’m thinking that the Cuban Govt. probably knows about this supposed restaurant terrorism threat. If a bunch of tourists get sick at say the National Hotel restaurant, a bunch of chefs and waiters will be sitting in cells in the pines island prison. The information is coming from a gentleman who is a Cuban American and has never visited the island, it could just be another C/A scare tactic. Even if it isnt, the Cuban Government will consider it treason or terrorism and line a bunch of chefs and waiters up against a wall. Seems like a misguided effort that will be stomped out faster than it hits the news wires. Cubans need to study the fall of Communism in East Berlin and other countries and attempt to follow a similar path. Terrorising tourist will just get a bunch of naive restaurant staff in "hot water".

Yeah that’s right! Just give those uppity Cubans the wall. You see…her real feelings have come out concerning the Cuban people. She just loves Cubans right up until they interfere with her vacation plans then it’s “the wall” for these chefs and waiters for wanting freedom. In reality she plans on going to Cuba after agreeing that Raul should be overthrown – but perhaps after she’s done sunning. Now the hypocritical coward does not seem interested in facing the bullets waiting for Cubans who talk against Raul. Now she wants to appear a Raul supporter and call for summary justice of the firing squad to get back on Raul’s good side.

Raul! Are you going to believe this Canadian? They have called for your overthrow then realized you might be pissed off by it. So now they are sucking up to you so you won’t ruin their vacation plans. But Canadians – Raul may look dumb but he and his brother did not maintain complete control over Cuba by falling for that line of hogwash. So go ahead and vacation in Cuba. If the waiters and chefs don’t get you, there is a good chance Raul’s men will do the job. Maybe some of you free Cubans can go here and see if you can find any more brave Canadian revolutionaries willing to talk against Raul before vacationing. Bon Voyage!

Tomás Estrada-Palma

3 Comments:

Blogger Manuel A. Tellechea said...

Tomás Estrada-Palma:

It may interest you to know that Honduras just sent an ambassador to Cuba for the first time in 45 years. How very sad that in the 45th year of its honorable policy of non-recognition of the Castro regime, Honduras should finally come grovelling to Castro on his deathbed. I mention this to you, of course, because your great-grandfather and namesake lived for a time in Honduras, where he served as a cabinet minister. Indeed, Honduras issued a postage stamp in Estrada Palma's honor in the 1940s, as I recall. Estrada Palma's wife and your great-grandmother was also Honduran.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

That is absolutely correct. This makes me part Honduran because of great-great grand-daddy Santos, the President who was assassinated in his second term. I call on the Honduran government to reverse to unsavory diplomatic move. I am ashamed....

12:12 PM  
Blogger Alfredo said...

any diplomat or country that deals with the dictator should be ashamed. Keep up the great work Tomas!

8:08 PM  

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