The Group Grope

Apparently, American officialdom is fine with displays of public groping especially in airports. Therefore I say give them what they ask for and deserve.

Organize a "Group Grope." A Group Grope is when one or more individuals meet up at the airport for a public groping. You just can't be too safe these days so if the government can legally grope you for your safety then wouldn't everybody be even more safe if everybody groped each other? When the Group Grope begins a group of actors will pair up into couples of varying sexual preferences. One shall be the gropee and the other the groper.

The groper should bring rubber gloves. The gropee must bring their best comedic acting abilities to appear shocked, surprised, pleased, indignant, etc. Mimes might be especially suited for these comedic shock and paw attacks at the airports. The sky's the limit for theatrical performance possibilities.

This is just what out-of-work actors have been looking for as well as those who just want to demonstrate how ridiculous the behavior of this government has become. So ridicule is called for in the most public of venues - the airport. The government says this kind of display publicly is perfectly legal and even called for so I say give them what they demand. If done correctly passengers waiting for their plane should be rolling in the aisles laughing while the federal tyrants responsible for this entire mess will be red with being the butt of the joke.

What are you waiting for American actors?