Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Super Cave Arab

If George Bush and Dick Chaney are correct about those super cave Arabs then we might as well just give up right now. Here is only a few of the amazing feats alleged to have been done by those super Arabs according to Dickie and Georgie:

1. Though no one has explained how these sneaky Arabs managed to cause the entire U.S. military defense to shut down for two hours during the 9/11 attack they did just that and even cause many military jets to scramble away from the attack areas.

2. Even though this occurred the Super Arabs caused not even one military official to be fired or even reprimanded. In fact many were honored and/or promoted.

3. While we have just witnessed a report on a crash about a commercial airliner flown by a pilot with several thousand flight hours of training, those super cave Arabs are so smart that they can take flight lesson for only two weeks in piper cubs yet thereafter can fly jumbo airliners pushing the limits of the planes aeronautics, according to their recorded flight patterns, in such a manner that it could only be done by a seasoned flying ace or by the on-board flight computer being piloted remotely from the ground somewhere.

4. Those dastardly cave Arabs somehow either raised the burning temperature of jet fuel by 1000 degrees or they cleverly lowered the melting point of harden steel beams in the Twin Towers by a thousand degrees causing them to collapse from the fire. And this would not be the only law of physics those Arabs changed on 9/11

5. They also caused those buildings to fall at close to the speed of a gravity free fall even though the buildings were crashing through themselves meeting resistance all the way down to the ground.

6. Though no steel framed building has ever been brought down by fire before or since this attack, those super cave Arabs caused both Twin Towers and C.I.A. Building Number Seven to fall to the ground landing on their own footprint on 9/11. All previous steel frame building collapses not brought down by earthquake were demolished by carefully placed explosives put there by experts.

7. Flight 93 was driven to the ground by desperate super cave Arabs supposedly being attacked by revolting passengers yet they caused a ten mile debris field over Pennsylvania as if they were actually shot down.

8. Even the I.D.s of the super cave Arabs was super. One of the alleged terrorist's cards was found in pristine condition at ground zero amongst the carnage.

9. Even though there was no television coverage of the planes hitting the towers while Bush was reading to the children that morning, the super cave Arabs made Bush, according to George himself, see one of the plane hitting the tower on TV at the school.

10. The super cave Arabs somehow caused all of the big mainstream media outlets to totally black out all of these alleged facts.

These are just some of the amazing things those super cave Arabs accomplished from Afghanistan that morning.

Yes they are truly unbelievable.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

During the 1930's this was done to Jews. Now Arabs are being demonized. Stop believing the lies about 9/11.

It was done by traitors - American traitors who still have not paid for their crimes.

9:50 AM  

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