Secret Anthrax Emergency Declared?

On October 1st, the same day a military battalion was redeployed to the United States for the first time ever, the Health and Human Resources apparatchiks (FEMA) secretly declared an anthrax emergency.

Why did they do this and why haven't they told you? It could be just to give us things to worry about instead of the economy which they will be blamed for. The rulers desperately need a foe to save us from. My advise? Open mail very carefully and in general use very good hygiene.