Embargo No...Tarifas Si!

When Raul begins to weep like a woman, as his regime surely will, about how unfair dropping the embargo is in favor of targeted tariffs we explain his New Year's pain. We tip our hat at this new official trading partner of the US, hand him a handkerchief to dry his eyes then explain that the Castro regime has stolen a great deal of American property and is also liable for millions of dollars in damage claims. So as long as they are operating the Cuban cash register with its slave pesos for Cuban slaves only that you can't buy anything with, America will charge them a legal series of tariffs as mandated by the U.S. Constitution. Products which your regime allows free from Cuban tax for the Cuban people will be tariff free. Products which the Cuban government buys will be charged a tariff depending on it's use as determined constitutionally by the U.S. Congress. Therefore, you will still be able to buy mayonnaise from America. However, Raul, should it be for your tourist's sandwich it's going to cost you more...a lot more. And if you ever dig up or grow something to sell us give us a call. We'll let you know what the tariff will be. Just a reminder to the Cuba people that all these debts run up by the Castro boys will be wiped off the books as far as the Cuban people are concerned the second the gang is gone from the island.

Merry Christmas Cubanos and a Happy and Free New Year