The DOW Went Up Because Of What?

Last week when the "bailout bill" was up in the air I noticed the screaming headlines:

DOW CRASHES ON FEARS THE BAILOUT WON'T BE PASSED.

DOW GAINS ON HOPES THE BAILOUT WILL BE PASSED.

Then as the Congress was making their final debate before voting the market was up several hundred. However, as soon as they okayed the turkey the DOW began to drop. Despite Paulson the Plunger desperately buying up stocks with funny fiat money in his secret manipulative fashion the sellers were cashing out. He could not stop the bottom from falling out. His bailout to the banksters might even speed the collapse.

And tomorrow's headline?:

DOW FALLS OF FEARS BAILOUT IS SCAM - TAXPAYERS FLEECED!