Booed At The Baseball Game
How did it feel to get booed at the Nationals' opening game the other day George? Those are the people in the crowd who know you murdered 3000 Americans. Those are the people in the crowd who despise you and are reviled by your presents in the White House. You are now trapped in your ivory towers. You cannot go to any more public venues because there are always Americans in the crowd who now realize that you are a murderer.
Please let me explain how we get out of this mess fellow Americans so you don't panic when it happens. It is just like back in 1776. The political and military leaders who worked for King George revolted because he was such a mad tyrant like today's George the tyrant who thinks it fine to murder 3000 innocent Americans. They turned on him and the people followed their military and civilian leaders to 200 years of freedom. So I plead with the decent men and women in the military to do your duty. The commander and chief has committed mass murder of 3000 innocent Americans. I know that, you have known that for quite a bit longer than me and apparently by the baseball game a growing number of Americans realize this absolute fact. Our only hope is another General Washington. Being commander and chief makes George a member of the military and subject to military justice. Any member of the military who murdered 3000 Americans could be arrested by a junior officer and brought up on charges. So pick your opportunity wisely men. In a lighting strike you must arrest the traitors and clap them in irons. Immediately storm the offices of the complicit media and order these possible traitors to announce the imposition of marshal law, that the conspirators who murdered the 3000 are under arrest, give the names and descriptions of the remaining traitors to be arrested and for people to go about their normal affairs and remain calm. The state and local police stations all across the nation would be receiving visits from military officers loyal to America and advised that until the emergency was over they would be taking orders from the military unless they had a problem with that. In that case they would go on vacation and someone who would follow orders installed. Elections would go forth and civil rule reestablished once the traitors had been swiftly tried, convicted and punished by a public military tribunal. In November the new president would be elected then take office in the new year.
Naturally, we will have to rebuild not only our ruined economy but all of our political leadership. It is clear that the vast majority in the Congress should not hold their jobs if they are not condemning these murderers right now. In addition, the old forms of media like newspapers and television networks will become extinct because of their incompetence at the lease or complicity at worst at exposing this treason against America.
I know this is a delicate operation men and women of the military. If you fail in this task then it will mean the end of America as we know it. So choose your strategy wisely. Choose the most opportune moment to strike and when you do so give everything you have because your nation is counting on you to save us one more time.
Thank you!
Please let me explain how we get out of this mess fellow Americans so you don't panic when it happens. It is just like back in 1776. The political and military leaders who worked for King George revolted because he was such a mad tyrant like today's George the tyrant who thinks it fine to murder 3000 innocent Americans. They turned on him and the people followed their military and civilian leaders to 200 years of freedom. So I plead with the decent men and women in the military to do your duty. The commander and chief has committed mass murder of 3000 innocent Americans. I know that, you have known that for quite a bit longer than me and apparently by the baseball game a growing number of Americans realize this absolute fact. Our only hope is another General Washington. Being commander and chief makes George a member of the military and subject to military justice. Any member of the military who murdered 3000 Americans could be arrested by a junior officer and brought up on charges. So pick your opportunity wisely men. In a lighting strike you must arrest the traitors and clap them in irons. Immediately storm the offices of the complicit media and order these possible traitors to announce the imposition of marshal law, that the conspirators who murdered the 3000 are under arrest, give the names and descriptions of the remaining traitors to be arrested and for people to go about their normal affairs and remain calm. The state and local police stations all across the nation would be receiving visits from military officers loyal to America and advised that until the emergency was over they would be taking orders from the military unless they had a problem with that. In that case they would go on vacation and someone who would follow orders installed. Elections would go forth and civil rule reestablished once the traitors had been swiftly tried, convicted and punished by a public military tribunal. In November the new president would be elected then take office in the new year.
Naturally, we will have to rebuild not only our ruined economy but all of our political leadership. It is clear that the vast majority in the Congress should not hold their jobs if they are not condemning these murderers right now. In addition, the old forms of media like newspapers and television networks will become extinct because of their incompetence at the lease or complicity at worst at exposing this treason against America.
I know this is a delicate operation men and women of the military. If you fail in this task then it will mean the end of America as we know it. So choose your strategy wisely. Choose the most opportune moment to strike and when you do so give everything you have because your nation is counting on you to save us one more time.
Thank you!
posted by Tomás Estrada-Palma at
11:36 AM
1 Comments:
And by the way generals you can put me down for ANY job you need done. Consider me your first volunteer recruit from the citizens militia. You defend and protect and let us peel the potatoes and direct traffic.
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