Monday, October 29, 2007

Noel, Noel


Just what eastern Cuba needs - more rain. Those counter clockwise winds will force water to hammer the northern tourist beach areas. More of the already dilapidated tourist facilities will be damaged or destroyed. But you ostrich tourists planning to go to Cuba to stick your head in the sand will be left with your asses hanging out. The Cuban government isn't going to bother informing you that the hotel room you booked washed out into the Caribbean. But not to worry travelers! Raul will find some snake infested shack to stick you and the fam' in then remind you that this is the Cuban experience.... Of course enlightened minds the world around know it as "the royal shaft."

I suppose if you go to Cuba and give Raul Castro your money so he can hold onto power over the helpless Cuban people then you will get the treatment that you so royally deserve. But do us both a favor. Go to Mexico instead. They've got ancient Aztec ruins, volcanoes, beautiful beaches, great prices and water that is just as bad as Cuba's Poopeeay. However, in Mexico you can buy all the bottled water you like while in Cuba it is probably re-bottled Havana tap water.
Don't go to Cuba!!!

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