More Resistance Mischief

More Resistance Mischief

Let me give you a little more mischief for the resistance connoisseur then I'm off to bed. I cannot stress enough the importance of shutting down the government's transportation especially that used for tyranny enforcement. Police cars or motorcycles, those of CDR members and other government officials should be disabled as quickly as possible. Don't feel guilty as these cars are crap. Wait till you see the cars that will be arriving into Cuba from around the world for private and public use just as soon as this gang is driven from the island. But that's another fact for future discussion.

Fill up a drinking straw or similar tube with beach sand. In the dead of night open the tiny sliding piece of metal that covers each car door lock, put one end of the straw up to where the key would go in but instead blow some sand into the doors' locks. Bring a cloth to wipe any fingerprints and if the car is locked up they can't get in. If the car is unlocked first do the ignition lock up good with sand, then lock the doors followed by sanding.

Just for fun you can remove each cap from the tire's valve stem where you usually fill up the tire with air. But you won't be filling that tire up with air tonight. Instead, find wee little rocks that will fit up into that cap on each tire then screw the caps back on. However as you do this you will begin to hear the air hissing out of the tires as the rocks inside each cap depresses the valves eventually flattening the tires. But you don't have to stand there like a fool waiting to get caught using your finger to press each valve. You rock the valve caps, screw them on and walk away. The tires will be flat in about 20 minutes. The funniest thing is many times the victim will just fill the tires back up but then foolishly put the rocked caps back on letting his own air out once again. Some do it several time before catching on.

Even though you are driving the pirates off the island so you all can be prosperous, free and self-governed doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. However if you do put all the tyranny enforcement vehicles out of action then do you think they will walk to you to give you grief?