Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Dengue Harvest

Dengue Harvest

It's approaching dengue fever season again in Cuba. Castro's government swears that no such thing happens until tenacious Cuban exile bloggers overwhelm that lie with the truth. I ask the Cuban Resistance to not waste this year's opportunity. As the dengue fever patients, that aren't supposed to exist according to the regime, lay in their sick beds see to it that they are bitten with several mosquitoes. Collect those live infected mosquitoes and put them in a match box or other small container. Go to the police station or the government office that has caused the people harm enforcing the revolution but wait until it is later in the day to coincide with your pet's feeding time. Release your pets inside the building after asking some stupid question or reporting the block spy for anti-revolutionary activity. If we are lucky our little friends will bite many apparachiks before being squashed. The junta can't really complain about this resistance tactic since Fidel supposedly eradicated dengue fever from the island a decade ago.

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