Al-Qaeda Loves American Sports

Did you ever notice Al-Qaeda never strikes at we the infidel dogs of America during sporting events? Oh sure the movie moguls have spawned all sorts of boogieman scenario terrorist attacks of sporting events in the movies and on TV. But Al-Qaeda has never attacked us during any commercial rich sporting production.

It seems a no-brainer to me. Those sneaky cave Arabs know how many billions the networks, advertisers and sports franchises invest to stage one of these top sports venues like a Super Bowl. An attack of any kind diverting the TV coverage away from delivering the sports we love and the commercial revenue the powerful love so the networks could provide adequate coverage of the heinous terrorist attack would wreak financial and social havoc. Yet those old sneaky cave Arabs are too dumb to realize this and only attack us during times when there are no major sporting events. They allow the mighty here in America to profit every time with their rich commercial productions. Seems kooky to me.

Maybe those sneaky cave Arabs won't go to the happy hunting ground if they attack us during a sporting event? Either way enjoy the NCAA finals. You will be safe from terrorist attack - until after the final gun.