HELP WANTED

HELP WANTED

Cuban Spies

Tired of that dead-end job in the ministry of whatever? Are you sick of low pay and high work demands with little reward for your efforts? Your jefe forces you to come here to this blog to monitor what we are saying but you find yourself more and more agreeing with what you read. Complicating your moral dilemma, you have completely lost all faith in socialism. This just proves that you have good mental capacity. Isn’t it about time that you put that ability towards improving your future? We want you on our team!

Become a spy for the new Cuban government in exile. Don’t wait for your country to collapse into chaos. You know how that computer works. Put it to good use and join us. Send us any information that you can that will expose what is really happening in Cuba. With your skills it will not even be that dangerous. After all, you have been trained in computers and you know how to cover your tracks. If you accept the position your compensation package will include:

• A six figure future salary with unlimited earning potential
• 1 month vacation each year – paid
• Full medical and dental plan
• Retirement plan
• Be honored as a Cuban patriot
• Paid holidays
• Freedom to travel anywhere, anytime you like
• Full judicial protection of your individual rights
• Right to own property and accumulate wealth

Get in on the ground floor. I won’t insult your intelligence by telling you how we can be contacted. You know how to get a hold of us. Pick up that keyboard and put Al Gore’s invention to good use. Dime.

Tomás Estrada-Palma