Castro’s Surgical Procedure

Castro’s Surgical Procedure

Watching Castro walk with his strange waddling gait, his frantic waving arms and his voice that is several octaves higher than normal it is confirmed now what medical procedure Fidel underwent. He had his cojones removed after his prostrate swelled up like a cantaloupe. Reports however say he’s thinking of redecorating in lavender including a pricey bidet for the bathroom and pink curtains. Quiche has become el comandante’s new favorite dish.

Tomás Estrada-Palma,